9 July 2007

Who is the big boss?

Who's in Charge?

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who the one in charge was.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".

"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be THE BOSS.

The Moral of the story?

The as$hole is usually in charge !!

Josh xoxoxoxo

“We are primitive, young, yet believe in freedom”

“We are primitive, young, yet believe in freedom”

I quoted the above heading from Optimous Prime’s Line. Nice line, indeed. Watching Transformers is not merely to adore and being keyed up because of the surrounding and upshots that u can trace from the film. Value laden, out form the physical and facets line, can be comprehended by the words clearly. Dot be too cheap to accept a story because of its “drama”. Look beyond that. The moral of the story, as optimpus says, human is primitive, young and many things to be learnt, so we need to work and amalgamate together in order to be “mature” than young in term of acquiring something new! No fighting and be able to “survive” as a mature human. Acting like grown-up people but think less than that may mean nothing than something. Correct me if I am wrong. My apology will follow any discontent from this reading! Yeah, we always pay attention to people who are keen censure that western movies is too “trash” and not good for kid because of the action- war, to cannibal I guess, and “budaya kuning” aka Crap. Okies, if u go to any seminar or symposium or colloquium, then they gossip about globalization, the keen to talk this and that ( those Crap” by saying that” I guess their movies are too much, to harsh, “fetid” like asshole, kissing and “fCuking” (am not referring to fucking here, fCuking can be pre-fucking I guess..haha, and I my self delineate this as the gift to show the sense of libidinous!) Because we are too young so should we not to have those crap! Will this ensure u will have first-rate moral then? Not all people are open to the sense of broadmindedness of those craps. Well, am here not to judge people but then just to open this up for ur attention so we can have a good reciprocate here..lot more positive than negative objections! Okies, if we cut those crap, then what will we see? Those “craps” represent what happen to this world, ladies and gentlemen. Use this opportunity to know the entire world, above all if we are too broke to get a flight to voyage all over the world. Yeah, people love to frown on of the bad things of others but for themselves ?who will?do they allow people to do so to them? Okies. just use the "freedom" that we have as we are elastic than those "transformers" to go further and further if cant agiant the cozy zone but am not asking u all to agiant the nature oder!heheh.Do based on ur limit but not that let ur limit to decide it for u. Byu the way, ask this question to ur self, are u live for ur limit or ur limit lives for u?Overall, I love buble bee..Cute and nice. Haha, especially when he is lubricating the police (I will change the term pee to “lubricate”). See, I learn new use of word here. Okies then I have nothing to nag here. Will cater you all with more hot and spice issues.

x0x0x0 Josh
Uncompleted mission - Another X-file

There are so many things to be shared here. Uncompleted?What is that? Okies, first and foremost, i just would like to let u know that this blog has been written on Sunday but then because of the heavey thunder (out of blue am thinking about thunder cat, one of my fav cartoons when i was a kid and we (my childhood frends and i used to struggel among each of us because we were so fractic to be the heros!), and i have just managed to continue with my blog this evening which is at 7.25pm. Gosh this was really uncompleted misson and it is interrelated to the topic above. Well, what I can say, today (saturday and even this monday-as i said i have managed to post this blog this evening) is a very frantic (bukan hari2 kata letih ke?). Let the story begin, shall ya? Here we go......Once open the time at................I went to Seremban 2 at 9am, then managed to get back to the room at 2pm. Have a nap then woke up at 5pm. Christ made a call and asked me to to join her and odde to have sate kajang. Having satey Kajang at that time was not in my 1st menu as i intended to have jog with my friend and this was my reaction when they tried to ask me to join them.

At 6pm Christ and odee came over to take me to have Sate Kajang. However, Christ and odde managed to pledge to go out by showing me their appetize toward saty kajang. I guess both of them can be a good mascot to promote the sate all over the world...(christ and odde, pak, embak, maaf-in ya).Okies the blow pic was how both of them tried to presuade me to have sate kajang with them.So lurcative and mouth-watering right? (pic 2)

Then, at 7.30, I got a call from a friend of mine. Miss the person tho. Well, “u take care then”. Okies, at after “sate-ing, at Hj. Shamsuri’ s restaurant, then we were heading to My place as I needed to change my myself – am not talking that I will transform into “transformers” occay. That is too much to say that am one of transformers members ;) . Okies, cut the crap. After I have done with my “changes” so we drove to Putrajaya- Cyberjaya with the intention to see – Pentas Ikon. As stated in a newspaper, the show will be started today (as christ’s said)Then, god damn it, the show was over last 2 days (wed) so hardly to admit the statement that we are late for the show! Okies. This is so unfair. Based on chrits’s elucidation, As the newspaper said the show will meet the public tonight, so it could be nice to be there as the entrance is at no cost. However, the newspaper said the show will be on air tonight (it has been recorded) as it was not on the air during the day it was held! So poignant right?Okies, let me show u what will i do if i am darn fcuking angry. Psst....Am not trying to bluf u but then please dont get confuse when u see the below pic coz if u just see if for 1 sight then u will tought that is the Fantastic 4 is using his "ideas" to have such fims. What u dont believe me?okies, just have a look by urseft (pic 3)

See, can u get what am trying to tell ya'? heheheh..okies cut the crap, just get back to the line ya. Still we felt that we are cheated by the media and we didn’t really contented by this statement, so we went to “the palace of justice” as in pic 4.

Well, this should be a great lesson for us and those who are so excited to hound such show; moral of the story we need to be able to read between the line! Which is between the language in context (ad) and the metalanguge of the “reading material”. Okies I noticed about this (as in pic 4). Thanks god i chrits managed to get her seft calm down, if not the she automatically will turn into sailormoon..ceh...just because of the posing with the new T-shirt..awuuuuuuuu.Sounds hot ya.shake 2 a bit bebe.. So, odee, "what say you"? (ahaks, this phrase is so Malaysian English). So, christ, we are waiting what "frank" responds will odee give to u..I guess from the upper top look,it is quite nice how about from the lower back? ;p

Oh ya fellas, I have just got an invitation from my ex-students(diploma program) to attend their leave-taking party next week (as in pic 5).

It is quite finicky when some one remember about you and this show that at least there are some people think about u instead of ur parents. So, I have no idea why some people not be glad about their “ability to live”? This so pathetic when u try to deal with commit suicide for nothing. Yeah, I do understand that some people are born to be asshole! Talking about suicide, I have a song for you all and this is not about suicide at all but then it is about the feeling of a boy when he tries to recall back his “grandmother’s story” about what love means to him. Nice one, so Mr. Kingston, show me if u r kicking buddy :


Okies, yesterday I found one of my students work. I found it is quite amusing to me..u know why? Okies, I gave a quize for them, then I asked them to construct a simple sentence (compound complex sentence) by using some given words. Okies, refer to pic 6.
He wrote “ Computer has many current” . okies people, please don’t lau
gh at my students okies as they are in their 1st semester! (even though was laughing while marking it). But he has potential (as what Paul Moss always says) because he was so active while in my class. Some students sound good in speaking especially those who are from KL and Klang Vally and some of them got A2 in English. However, in term of interpreting liner and non-liner text, even summarizing, they are still critical. I have no idea how they can get such result in SPM. Well, that is what we have now. Exam oriented than flexibilities and capabilities to be more practical in real context. But then when they come to workplace, this can be hard for them. A friend of mine, he has 3.6 CGPA, but I got my job 1st than him. Well, the world is cold to some of us as it is not that temperate all the time.Well, there are some many factor for you to get a job which I can see, most of them based on your character, expriences and the ability to persuade! Correct me if am wrong but if i am, then prove it to. I was teaching Public Speaking and Business Communication for both degree and diploma program using UUM’s modules. So I have credit to persuade and persuade people, u giess. okies, let me have the floor to presuade ya (test market la) .."mari abg mari akak..beli2 RM 10 I longgok"..hahaha..well, cut the crap will ya.. Till then, I leave u with my fav song by mercy gray- she is so beautiful with her voice and I love the way she hits her high and low notes which so relax ! Forthrightly speaking, I love hear hair seems that the hair is like wild beast, Ziff, if u are reading this, then i am giving ur credit here buddy as am mention ur name (Who can smell what "Wild Beast " gonna do to u?Thanks for being the pioneer for the term ya~..ahaks.. yet it is fcukin hot! I coloured my hair , lately. So sometime I do feel that am having lion’s hair.hahah..the insignia of being Hot dude I guess, ~kidding~ So enjoy ya!

~ not to gain social status here as u ca see the title "Mr" over there. This is taken from the invitation card that has been given to me. If u think am "blueeye" for this then i prove u r absolutely wrong. Just wait till i get my "Dr." soon.hehehehe.~kidding~